Bangkok Yoni Massage
Multi-Orgasmic Squirting Experience
For Women Only, by a Western Male Practitioner

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Boost Sexual Self-confidence

Release sexual insecurities, stereotypes, and complexes on your sensual journey to better harmonise with your body.

Resolve Intimacy Issues

In a professional, female-oriented, safe, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

Treat Yourself Like a Queen

Open your mind to novel experiences. Relax and pleasure the way you deserve and desire.

Bangkok's Tantric Squirting Yoni Massage

The Ancient Art of Ritualic Squirting Vulva Massage.

You might have encountered confusing information and questionable offers about Tantric Yoni Massage in Bangkok. Let's clarify what a professional Yoni session is about.

Sacral Yoni Massage Rituals is a female-oriented somatic sexual therapy with roots in the royal tantra for women techniques that work specifically on a women's sensual energy, body's erogenous zone and vagina area.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vulva or vagina, and it roughly translates as “sacred cave” or “sacred space.”

The sensual Yoni Massage Ritual (also called tantric, squirting, erotic or sexual yoni massage therapy) is a genuine body-based method for improving and healing sexual well-being.

This is a contemplative journey into sacred sexual awakening as a woman, discovering your true sensuality and the origin of spiritual sexual energy.

Important! - There is no sexual exchange between the practitioner and the client during a session.

Bangkok Yoni Massage Practitioner

Hi, I'm Alex Noirs—The Orgasmologist, Yoni Therapist, Sex Coach.

Welcome to my transformative world of self-discovery. For half my life, I've immersed myself in the sacral knowledge surrounding women's success physiology, resolving relationships, sexuality and intimacy issues, and mastering the essential components of success and the art of sensual life satisfaction.

Facts you usually want to know about me:

  • I am a 40-year-old straight man from Northern Europe.
  • Permanently living and practising in Asia.
  • I have travelled around the world over the past 20 years, learning and practising ancient techniques known to less than 1% of the human population.
  • My interests are sexual research, orgasmology, self-exploring & improvement, a healthy lifestyle, sharing knowledge, and connecting with great people and new cultures.
  • I've developed projects such as "4-Steps Sexual Awakening", "AI-Sex Therapist", "Sexunamy Training" and the "Orgasmologist Protocol" a foundational method for transformative journeys of sensual self-discovery and intimate healing.

Why do I do this?

  • I'm passionate about offering women opportunities to find success both in their daily lives and in the exploration of their sensual selves, breaking free from centuries-old patriarchal legacies and the weight of judgmental cultural and societal pressures.

Now, I practice in Asia, helping thousands of women find self-discovery, confidence and pleasure.

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Who are the customers I have the privilege to serve?

They are the finest among us – Women unafraid to embrace change, venture boldly, and learn from their mistakes, ever committed to progress. These free spirits and nomadic souls possess curious and open minds, ever hungry for new knowledge, experiences, and emotions. They form a formidable force of critical thinkers who, deep down, reject and challenge the absurd societal stereotypes about sexuality and the centuries-old patriarchal legacies of judgmental cultural and male societal pressures.

Alex Noirs

WHEN BANGKOK'S YONI MASSAGE IS RECOMMENDED?
  • low overall body sensitivity or problems with achieving orgasm;
  • persistent psychological, relationship and intimacy issues;
  • initial childhood issues with a father figure and men;
  • difficulty in relaxing during intercourse;
  • no sexual contact for a long time;
  • poor connection with a partners;
  • no or bad sexual experience;
  • low libido & sexual drive;
  • sexual self-exploring;
  • low self-confidence.

Why Do Women Choose Me?

My approach revolves around the distinctive methodology of "somatic yoni therapy" exclusively crafted to enrich women's sensual wellness and sexual self-improvement in a professional, non-risky, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

Pleasure and Novelty
  • Getting an extraordinary and pleasurable experience.
  • Exploring new levels of sensations.
  • Having a selfish good time.
  • Enjoying deep sensuality.
Overall Sexual Well-being
  • Increasing body awareness.
  • Enhancing possibilities for orgasms.
  • Resolving persistent intimacy issues.
  • Addressing specific health concerns.
Therapeutic Preventative Care
  • Using prophylactic sessions to reduce sexual tension and relieve stress in the vaginal area within a non-risky, non-judgmental, and hygienic environment.

The Philosophy Behind My Yoni Programs

Over time, I've uncovered intriguing side effects of my practice that have shifted my mindset and approach. Addressing issues surrounding sexuality has a transformative impact on individuals' lives, leading to increased happiness and improved personal life and even financial results.

Why? Artificial patriarchal sexual taboos, cultural norms, religious doctrines, and societal pressures often suppress our sensuality, limiting our creativity and self-expression in daily life.

For centuries, muscular society has stigmatised women's sexuality and body image, imposing judgment on any deviation from its narrow standards of sexual norms. However, sexuality knows no shame or normality—it's a boundless blend of emotions and fantasies. When we stifle creativity in one aspect of our lives, it affects other areas, hindering our success and stifling our creativity.

Therefore, the remarkable side effect of uncovering and embracing your authentic sexual identity is heightened success in various aspects of life—career, relationships, and beyond.

Yoni Massage Benefits

Most people have lifetime-long unresolved emotional issues and traumas related to sexuality. The yoni awakening program can help release these traumas, dissolve emotional blocks, and enhance sensitivity and pleasure in your body, bringing more joy into your life and relationships.

Stress Reduction

Somatic therapy can promote deep relaxation, reducing stress and anxiety.

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Improved Sexual Health

It can enhance sexual well-being, and fertility, increase libido, and improve orgasms.

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Enhanced Body Pleasure

Heighten sensual pleasure, orgasms and self-awareness.

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Pain Relief

Yoni session may help alleviate menstrual cramps, vaginal and pelvic pain.

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Enhanced Intimacy

It fosters a deeper connection with your body and can improve intimacy with a partner.

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Increased Body Awareness

It helps you become more attuned to your body's sensations and needs.

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Greater Sexual Self-Confidence

It helps boost self-esteem and body confidence.

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Emotional Healing

Therapy can aid in releasing emotional trauma and promoting emotional well-being.

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Holistic Wellness

It contributes to overall well-being by addressing physical, emotional, and spiritual aspects.

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Reviews: What it’s like to get a yoni therapy

What does a Yoni Massage look like? Step-by-Step Bangkok's Yoni Massage Guide

Yoni massage can last 2 to 3 hours from when the therapist visits until he leaves.
The 30-minute intro conversation, 90-min. hands-on body, and 30 min., of experience sharing.

Step 1: Discussion

Before the session begins, we'll sit and discuss setting intentions and boundaries and clarify all questions.

Step 2: Preparation

You will get short training on how to be more sensual and feel more orgasmic feelings during the session. I will explain the process.

Step 3: Relaxation

You'll be gently blindfolded, lying face down on a plush bed, enveloped in soft melodies and easy chatter, setting the mood for pure relaxation and anticipation.

Step 4: Sensual Oil Massage

As you shed your inhibitions, I begin a seductive coconut oil massage. Starting from your legs, I caress my way up to your thighs, exploring your pelvic region, tracing the contours of your back, and tenderly caressing your hands, belly, and breasts igniting your senses and preparing your body for the journey ahead.

Step 5: Communication

Maintaining utmost respect for your boundaries ensures your comfort, relaxation, and safety throughout our time together. You're encouraged to communicate your desires and preferences freely at any moment.

Step 6: Tantric Yoni Massage

Let's transition to the heart of our sensual journey. With gentle strokes, kneading, and circular motions, I'll explore both the external and internal realms of your Yoni (vaginal area). This pivotal phase is dedicated entirely to your pleasure and the profound depths of sensuality.

Step 7: Multi-Orgasmic Experience

While the session isn't focused solely on achieving orgasm, it's about embracing sensual exploration. Women's bodies offer a unique spectrum of 11 types of orgasmic sensations, ranging from skin and nipple to A-spot and squirting orgasms.

Step 8: Spiritual Awakening of Sensual Energy

A spiritual awakening as sensual energy ignites during your tantric massage session builds a profound connection between body, mind, and spirit as you delve into the depths of your sensual being.

Step 9: Emotional release

As our sensual massage draws to a close, it's normal to experience emotional release, even shedding tears.

Step 10: Closure

You'll have time to rest and integrate the experience, savouring the sensations and newfound awareness.

How to book Yoni Massage in Bangkok?

Mobile yoni massage service means therapists come to your place on demand at your preferred location and time.

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Contact Me

Don't be shy to ask awkward questions, and introduce your situation, and preferences.

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Get Consultation

This step helps us understand how to meet your expectations and ensures a personalized experience.

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Book Retreat

Once we've clarified all the details during the consultation, you can proceed to book your retreat.

Make Yoni Massage a Gift to Yourself

Prices for Bangkok's Yoni Massage

You can choose from the following two options:

1.Bestseller: Tantric Squirting Yoni Massage – 2-hour experience for 10,000 THB | 300 USD

2.Signature: Sexual Awakening Session – 4+ hours bespoke session combining multi-experiances for 17,000 THB | 500 USD
*You can choose any of the 4 sessions individually or have it all in a two-day sexual awakening retreat.

4 Signature Sexual Awakening Programs

Every session includes a yoni massage and is tailored to meet your unique needs.
Choose any session individually or enjoy a two-day retreat.

1. PROGRAM: YONI DE-ARMOURING

WHAT IS YONI DE-ARMOURNING?

Yoni de-armouring is a holistic multi-therapy focused on releasing trauma, and emotional blockages stored in the mind, body and vagina area. The aim is to help individuals heal past sexual wounds, increase pleasure and sensitivity in the yoni (vulva), and enhance overall well-being and sexual satisfaction.

THIS SESSION CAN COVER:

0. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
1. Theory of Female Sexuality and Pleasure
2. Feminine & Masculine Energy
3. Healing Past Traumas
4. Sexual Communication With Partner
5. Building Sensual Mindset
6. Unleashing the Sexual Power Within
7. Shame Overcoming, Body Image and Sexual Self-confidence
8. Mind De-armouring
9. Body De-armouring
10. Yoni (vulva) De-armouring
11. Mirror Exercise
12. Sexual Polarity Role Exchange
13. Sacral Cuddling Therapy
14. Relief Stage
15. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

2. PROGRAM: BODY PLEASURE MAPPING

WHAT IS PLEASURE MAPPING?

During a pleasure mapping session, the focus is on exploring and enhancing the body’s pleasure potential, discovering new sensations, and experiencing practices such as yoni mapping, squirting, and light kink/BDSM.

THIS SESSION CAN COVER:

0. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
1. BDSM & KINKY Personality Test
2. Theory of Erogenous Zones: 25 Types of Orgasm
3. Body Language and Orgasm Vocalization
4. Nervous System Multi-Orgasm Framework
5. Yoni Mapping: Guiding To The C-Spot, U-Spot, G-spot, A-spot, P-spot, K-spot, O-spot, And Cervix
6. Body Pleasure Mapping (different touches techniques, Impact, temperature and texture play)
7. Sexual Kink and BDSM (bondage, domination, submission, role-play)
8. Squirting School
9. Relief Stage
10. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

3. PROGRAM: PLEASING THE PARTNER

WHAT IS PLEASING THE PARTNER?

Mastering the Art of Pleasing Your Partner is focused on deepening your seductive and love-making skills, enhancing sexual communication with your partner, and exploring desires, fantasies, and establishing healthy boundaries.

THIS SESSION CAN COVER:

0. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
1. 5 Rules of Pleasure: Location, Pressure, Angle, Speed, Friction
2. Seduction and Pleasing Techniques
3. Synchronisation With a Partner
4. Kama Sutra - Sex Positions That Works for You
5. Dominance-Submission
6. Gender Role Shift
7. Secrets of Sensual Kissing, Oral Pleasure, Manual Stimulation, and Anal Play
8. Body to Body Sensual Massage Technique
9. Relief Stage
10. Sharing Experience

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

4. PROGRAM: ESSENCE OF SENSUALITY

WHAT IS ESSENCE OF SENSUALITY?

This transformative session is designed 50% theory and 50% practice to provide you with tools to make your sensual life fuller and brighter, liberate you from sexual stereotypes, and guide you in rediscovering your authentic sensual self.

THIS SESSION CAN COVER:

0. Intro conversation, Intentions & Boundaries
1. The Sexual Journal - Strategy on How to be More Sensual and Happy
2. Holistic Nutrition for More Intimacy
3. Exercises for the Pelvic Floor
4. Sensual Body Dance
5. Sensual Breathing, Manifestation & Sexual Energy
6. Mindful Masturbation Techniques
7. Sensual Body Dance
8. Sensual Body Painting
9. Tantra Bath Ritual
10. Sensual Creativity
11. Techniques on Increase Libido, Arousal and Desire

*Content may vary depending on your personal needs. Book

Female-friendly Services

Service is exclusively designed for a lady, ensuring safety, confidentiality, and comfort at every moment of your experience.

Your safety is my top priority
  • Safe accompany.
  • 3 times "Pfizer" vaccinated.
  • No cigarettes, or alcohol.
The session will be adjusted to your comfort boundaries
  • Performing is personalised for your comfort zone scope.
  • Emotional support during the session.
  • Non-judgmental atmosphere.
  • No pressure.
100% confidentiality
  • Your information is never shared with anyone outside, guaranteeing your complete confidentiality.
Feel free to contact me for advance bookings

Bangkok Yoni Massage: Frequently Asked Questions

Get answers to common questions about benefits, techniques, what to expect, and necessary precautions.

The massage has roots in the Tantric sexual technique. Yoni (wiki) is the Sanskrit word for womb, vulva or vagina, and it roughly translates as “sacred cave” or “sacred space.”

It is the part of the Tantric massage where you work specifically on the vagina. It is a unique technique inside the vagina:
– it has a healing effect
– it awakens your vagina in deeper dimensions than the usual stimulation
– it creates a unique nourishing and expansive sexual energy in the vagina
– it connects you to your vagina physically, emotionally and spiritually

NOT SURE? FEEL FREE TO ASK

It is by appointment only. Please send me your initial inquiry, I will send further details.

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